February 2012
44 posts
If I consider you as one of my good/close...
ohhitslove:
I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
I will hit you very often.
I will insult you more than necessary.
I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
I will swear at you 24/7.
I will tell you personal stuff people probably don’t want to hear.
@TeddieSpeaks: You wonder why, →
tedeezy:
It’s so hard for her to let her guard down. Because although people say there are good men out there, it doesn’t seem like she comes across any. Her luck sucks when it comes to guys cause she feels like she attracts only assholes who want one thing from her and she’s attracted to douchebags she…
Can I be her?
ayealiya:
The one that’s constantly on your mind. The one girl you would always reply fast to. The one your friends hear about every day of their lives. The one you check up on every now and then just to see how her day is going. The one that makes your day, the one you’d anything for. The one you smile non stop about. The one you can be your complete self around. The girl you love more than...
Saying you love Jesus isn't near as bold as acting...
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
January 2012
34 posts